we're blogging at a bar
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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