I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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