ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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