am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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