OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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