y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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