With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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