Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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