She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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