Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
