She's JV to your varsity
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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