Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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