I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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