so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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