I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
you inspire me to be a worse person
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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