2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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