Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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