The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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