I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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