I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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