He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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