If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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