So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Randomize
