I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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