I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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