Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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