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so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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