Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
