There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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