singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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