I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
two words...techno handjob
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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