Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
love makes seman taste better
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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