Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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