Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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