I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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