it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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