i already hear my dad disowning me
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Even my vagina gasped.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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