"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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