Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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