but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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