Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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