how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
it's great music for shaving your balls
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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