S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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