I accidentally burped into my bong.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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