Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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