So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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