I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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