Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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