just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
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I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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