People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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