Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain