Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm going to jail i love you
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard