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  Is that you in the white hat?

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  Fine suit yourself

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm going to jail i love you

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Walk of Shame today included voting.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?

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  21 NSFW Facts About Famous Celebrities That Will Blow Your Mind

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• (315): View more from New York

  We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Sorry about the flaming shit on your door

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  I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard

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