with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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