i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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