ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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